Must Be Another Elita Loresca Update…

…because traffic’s been up since the was voted “Sexiest Weathergirl in the US” by FHM (For Him Magazine). Since all the images are copyrighted by FHM I’m not exactly allowed to post them here. That said, it doesn’t mean that I can’t make a quick collage to show you what’s over there. (The collage, by the way, is featured over in the insanely off-kilter popular Elita Loresca Pics and Info page I’ve created. It’s the most popular page on this site, actually, which really sorta… well, anyway, I’ll get off of that.)

Frankly, though — and this is probably just me — these pictures… well, she looks better in her regular, run-of-the-mill photos than she does in these. Honestly, it looks like they were trying too hard to make her look “hot”. (Uhm… hello?) I bet you they were telling her to “Look ultra-sexy, but angry… no, no, my dear, I didn’t say ‘look constipated’, I said sexy… ah, there we go…” All the while, she was thinking “I don’t think I’ve… look ultra-sexy, but angry? Ok, here goes nothing…*poses*… Constipated?! He thinks I look constipated?! Why I oughtta… Oh, so that was it. He should’ve just said ‘pissed off’.”) Anyway, check out the Elita Loresca page for the FHM preview and more.

1 Response to “Must Be Another Elita Loresca Update…”


  • Hey, I know this is a super late post considering the date of your original posting. But I thought I should let you know that you were spot on about the FHM shoot. As a personal family friend, we have heard the FHM shoot was very much the “Don’t smile, look sexy” Which is totally contrary to Elita. So yeah, just wanted to let you know, you are correct!

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