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Heads up to all of Florida folks: You can now go online and electronically enter two (2) emergency contacts on your Florida Drivers License. This information is intended for use in case of an emergency, in order to allow law enforcement to get in touch with the contacts and inform them of the situation, allowing [...]

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As the election approaches, I feel it my civic duty to research the candidates and offices being decided on during this “mid-term” election. (Truthfully, this feels less like a mid-term and more like a full-blown election.) Today I started by researching the folks running for governor. While I’m sure most of you know of Charlie [...]

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…because traffic’s been up since the was voted “Sexiest Weathergirl in the US” by FHM (For Him Magazine). Since all the images are copyrighted by FHM I’m not exactly allowed to post them here. That said, it doesn’t mean that I can’t make a quick collage to show you what’s over there. (The collage, by [...]

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Ok, I’m back on the cars kick. This time I’ll rant and rave about a Volvo S60 The Wife and I are both drooling over, so if you’re not interested in reading about that, just stop here. This past weekend, The Wife and I made our way up to Tampa to meet up with a [...]

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Last night, Fidel Castro ceded power to his brother, “Flaming Homersexual” Raul Castro. No sooner did the news break than the party started in Hialeah and Little Havana. Since about 9:00pm last night, it’s just about dominated the news. Just about: there’s a little tropical storm called “Chris” in the southern Atlantic that seems to [...]

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It’s hard to believe, but The Wife and I have been at our current home for almost two years. (*insert obligatory “time flies” statement here*) I guess because of that, and because our landlord just told us our rent was being raised by $140, lately we’ve been talking a lot about moving. We figure that [...]

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Newsflash: The term driving the most traffic to my blog over the last few days is the term “Elita Loresca Pics.” Yes, you read that right. The mere mention of Channel 7 weather babe hottie bunny person Elita Loresca (sorry for the objectification) has aparently brought an influx of traffic to Gnorb.NET the likes of [...]

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Almost nothing annoys me more than to see a crappy car with a great-but-too-powerful sound system. (“Hey, what kind of tweeters and sub-woofers did you pack in to your scratched up ’92 Honda Civic? Awesome! By the way, your bumper just fell off.”) I say almost because one of the things that actually annoys me [...]

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