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Adding Emergency Contacts to Your Florida Driver’s License

Topic(s): Florida Living

Heads up to all of Florida folks: You can now go online and electronically enter two (2) emergency contacts on your Florida Drivers License. This information is intended for use in case of an emergency, in order to allow law enforcement to get in touch with the contacts and inform them of the situation, allowing them also to receive any emergency information from your contacts as soon as possible. This information may save crucial time if ever it becomes necessary to contact family members, or other loved ones.

Important Notices:

  • This service is only available to individuals holding a current Florida Driver License or Florida Identification Card.
  • This information can only be retrieved by a police officer. Your personal information in Florida motor vehicle and driver records is blocked in accordance with the Driver Privacy Protection Act.

You can sign up for this service via the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles website:

https://www6.hsmv.state.fl.us/dlcheck/findcustomer

Edit: Link fixed. Then again, you can just copy the address to your URL bar, but, you know, lazyness equals user friendlyness.

Max Linn For Florida Governor? (Reform Party)

Topic(s): Florida Living, Politics

As the election approaches, I feel it my civic duty to research the candidates and offices being decided on during this “mid-term” election. (Truthfully, this feels less like a mid-term and more like a full-blown election.) Today I started by researching the folks running for governor. While I’m sure most of you know of Charlie Crist (the Republican candidate who’s also the current Florida Attorney General) and Jim Davis (congressional representative from the 11th district of Florida, Tampa), the candidate who’s most gotten my attention up to this point is the Reform Party candidate, Max Linn. (Link goes to candidacy website.)

Background

Here’s a little background on the guy, according to his website:

Max earned his Bachelor of Science degree at Louisiana Tech, and was recruited by the nationally respected investment firm A. G. Edwards & Sons, Inc. After becoming Vice President of Investments for A. G. Edwards, Max went on to establish his own registered investment advisory firm, Linn and Associates, one of the largest and most successful firms of its kind in Florida.

Before devoting his attention entirely to public service, Max took on many charitable causes. He was the Director of Planned Giving for the Florida Holocaust Museum and a volunteer philanthropic planner with the American Cancer Society. He is an alumnus of Leadership St. Petersburg.

His running mate

Max Linn’s running mate for Lieutenant Governor is Tom Macklin. Again, a bit of this guy’s background:

Tom Macklin’s career in public service began … in 1996 when he was first elected to the Avon Park City Council … During his term, Tom brought a number of new industries into Avon Park and more than tripled the size of the city, providing the underpinnings for future economic development.

As a [Republican] mayor from one of central Florida’s small cities, Tom Macklin faced the tough issues and challenges that usually confront only the mayors of larger cities. Illegal immigration, urban blight, and overcrowded schools were changing the social fabric of Avon Park as transient workers and immigrants packed the city’s single-family dwellings to the bursting point, especially during harvest seasons.

The enormous social service burdens generated by this flood of poverty-stricken illegal immigrants stretched the city’s budget and its social service capabilities far beyond the small community’s ability to cope.

After eight years in office, the soft-spoken mayor of Avon Park sparked national controversy and garnered widespread support when he tackled the enormous problems that illegal immigration brought to his community. His solution was the Illegal Immigrant Relief Act — a measure that was designed not to punish the illegal immigrants, but to manage and control the city’s immigration issues by regulating businesses that hired illegals and landlords who rented to them. The act also would have made English the official language - not for private businesses or individuals - but for the municipal government.

Where he stands on the issues

Here’s where they stand on some key issues:

  • Education: Get rid of the FCAT, attract higher quality teachers by raising salaries.
  • Immigration: This is a national issue. As such, bill Washington for all the services Florida tax payers have to pay for which go to illegal immigrants. Make sure that legislation passed by Washington doesn’t destroy Florida businesses.
  • Development: A three-year moratorium on condo development to allow Florida’s infrastructure to catch up with the pace of development.
  • Insurance: A couple of things. (1) stop government-funded charity for millionaires. Our state-owned Citizens Insurance Company should only insure homes valued at less than five hundred thousand dollars (excluding land). Because Citizens is backed by the taxpayers of this state, it has no business insuring high-risk, high-value homes and commercial projects along Florida’s coast. (2) Ensure that low and middle income Floridians do not lose their homes due to skyrocketing insurance rates. I will veto any proposal that does not protect average citizens.
  • Prison Reform: 2-tier prison system with strict segregation between violent and non-violent criminals. Outsource violent criminals to Mexican prisons to save Florida money and help create Mexican jobs.
  • Energy: Invest in alternatives, especially solar.
  • Offshore Drilling: Fight any measure that calls for the expansion of oil and gas drilling off the coast of Florida.
  • Gun Control: Support the right of all Americans to own firearms and to carry firearms with a permit.
  • Prescription Drugs: Support every Floridian’s right to purchase safe prescription drugs legally wherever they are cheapest. That means safe prescription drugs from advanced, first world countries, like Canada, that have instituted and enforced proper drug production safeguards.
  • Social Issues: Religion should not dictate government policy. Government should stay out of our citizens’ private lives, as much as possible, in matters of personal freedom. Women have the right to choose whether to bring a life into this world; uphold the abortion laws as they now stand.

While I’m not particularly in favor of that last one (when it comes to abortion, at any rate) the rest of the message doesn’t just seem good, it seems very good. Maybe it’s just me, but this all just makes a lot of sense. Pay teachers more, invest in infrastructure of the state, increase personal freedoms, and get government out of people’s lives. All very good, very worthwhile goals.

Does he stand a chance? (How has he been advertising?)

Of course, the question is whether this guy can actually do anything. After all, I’ve only seen one commercial for him, and it wasn’t recent. (Then again, I don’t watch much TV.) Still, it looks like the guy’s been getting the word out, at least somewhat. Was there a debate somewhere I missed?

At any rate, the following comes from a Bay News 9 piece on third-party candidates:

Max Linn said his first priority would be getting big interests out of Tallahassee. As a member of the Reform party, he’s trying to keep the governor’s mansion away from Democrats and Republicans.

Florida, more than any other state in the country, is ready for a third party candidate. But USF government professor Judithanne McLauchlan said it’s not that easy.

“It’s extremely difficult for a third party to win a seat,” McLauchlan said.

Unless you’re rich like Ross Perot or famous like Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura.

“Jesse Ventura, who I had lunch with two days ago, didn’t raise the money and he split the two parties in half,” Linn said.

Linn is vowing to invest a million dollars of his own money into the campaign. And he said Ventura will come out to help him, rubbing off some star power.

Linn may have the name recognition along Central Avenue in St. Petersburg, but he’s still considered a long shot in the governor’s race. He is safe for the primary, however, and has until November to win over voters.

Why you shouldn’t vote for Crist or Davis

And according to Linn, here’s why you shouldn’t vote for either Jesus’ brother or the guy that draws Garfield:

Charlie Crist has been in elected office for over twenty years. He was the education commissioner and, as Attorney General, he was a member of the Florida cabinet representing insurance interests. Yet today he’s telling us how he’s going to improve education and the insurance crisis.

Jim Davis missed more votes than anyone else in Congress but he did show up to vote for the Patriot Act, which in my opinion is in direct opposition to our Bill Of Rights and Constitution. He also voted against allowing the purchase of drugs from Canada at a lower cost.

Now, if you support the PATRIOT Act, then by all means, vote for Davis. And if you like things just the way they are — with sky-rocketing costs of living and an educational system so bad it compares to that of third world countries — then go ahead and vote for Crist.

My vote…

As for me, I think this state is doing a lot of things right and a lot of things way wrong. That’s why I’m putting my vote behind Linn, and you should, too. While I like Jeb, and Crist will probably win (lots and lots of advertising), I might as well vote my consience.

Feeling Screwed by the Democrats and Republicans

By the way, if all those previous issues didn’t sway you, maybe this one will:

If elected governor, Linn says, he’ll accept no salary.

The guy’s already rich enough, why take the salary, right? Can’t give yourself a raise if you don’t have a salary. (Maybe we should… Congress… nah.) Besides, it goes well with my philosophy of voting for the person who raised the least amount of money. That way, when they get into office, they’ll owe the least amount of favors.

As a side note

All this aside, the one thing I like about third party candidates is wacky-yet-pointed ads. Here’s one for the Linn campaign, although I still can’t figure out how many cups of shroom tea it would take to come up with this.

A little about myself

(Note: For the record, I am a registered Republican, a centrist-conservative who’s tired of all the BS the big boys in the Republican party have been putting out, the growing deficits, and the constant fear-mongering coming from the far right.)

Must Be Another Elita Loresca Update…

Topic(s): Florida Living

…because traffic’s been up since the was voted “Sexiest Weathergirl in the US” by FHM (For Him Magazine). Since all the images are copyrighted by FHM I’m not exactly allowed to post them here. That said, it doesn’t mean that I can’t make a quick collage to show you what’s over there. (The collage, by the way, is featured over in the insanely off-kilter popular Elita Loresca Pics and Info page I’ve created. It’s the most popular page on this site, actually, which really sorta… well, anyway, I’ll get off of that.)

Frankly, though — and this is probably just me — these pictures… well, she looks better in her regular, run-of-the-mill photos than she does in these. Honestly, it looks like they were trying too hard to make her look “hot”. (Uhm… hello?) I bet you they were telling her to “Look ultra-sexy, but angry… no, no, my dear, I didn’t say ‘look constipated’, I said sexy… ah, there we go…” All the while, she was thinking “I don’t think I’ve… look ultra-sexy, but angry? Ok, here goes nothing…*poses*… Constipated?! He thinks I look constipated?! Why I oughtta… Oh, so that was it. He should’ve just said ‘pissed off’.”) Anyway, check out the Elita Loresca page for the FHM preview and more.

More Car Research: The Volvo S60

Topic(s): Florida Living, Life

Ok, I’m back on the cars kick. This time I’ll rant and rave about a Volvo S60 The Wife and I are both drooling over, so if you’re not interested in reading about that, just stop here.

This past weekend, The Wife and I made our way up to Tampa to meet up with a couple of old friends of mine, as well as to celebrate another friend’s recent accomplishment. (Yae! Go Junior’s-Dad!) While up there, we had a bit more free time than we had anticipated, so we took the chance to check out some cars. We’ve been on the hunt for a new car to replace our trusty old 1987 Chevy Cavalier, which as wonderful as it is (it’s almost ZERO maintenance and has one hell of an awesome engine), just doesn’t do for us like it once did. Seriously, it’s a marvelous car and were it not for the fact that I need something a bit bigger (and preferably safer, with better gas mileage), I would just as soon give that car a paint job, fix up the insides and — oh yeah, install an A/C system on that thing. (Don’t ask how I ride around in that thing when the temperature down in South Florida feels like 110. It’s not pretty, and involves having the windows down and going as fast as mechanically possible.) Still, we’ve gotten about as much use from that thing as anyone could possibly ask of that car.

Now, if you’re in Tampa and need to look at a lot of cars in a short amount of time, the best place to go on Dale Mabry, between the Stadium and Sligh Avenue. That entire stretch of road is replete will car dealerships, covering just about every car out there. (Except Jags and Aston Martins. You’ll have to go up Fletcher, just West of the on-ramp to I-275 for those. Fletcher, for those of you not in the know, is the road bordering the north-side of the USF campus.) Luckily, we were meeting someone in Westshore at 11am, then going out to Carrollwood at 3pm, so that stretch of road was right in our path.

We’ve been considering a number of cars for purchase: the Toyota Camry and Avalon, Honda Accord, Mazda6, Chevy Malibu, Pontiac Gran Prix, and a few others have been under lots of consideration. (We’re mainly looking for used cars, in the $12,000 range, though we’ll consider something higher, if the price is right.) Wanting to see if we could find a diamond in the rough, we decided to drop by the Lexus dealership. Who knows, maybe someone just dropped of an ‘04 Camry in almost perfect condition, wanting to upgrade to a Lexus LS430 and we would be the lucky recipient of that day’s Miracle in Dale Mabry street.

Of course, because of the way I’m writing about this I’m sure you can guess that this isn’t exactly what happened.

After getting out of there, we decided to stop by the Volvo dealership next to the Lexus place. We couldn’t even find parking, so we just skipped it and stopped by the Courtesy Nissan/Hyundai (which is technically on Hillsborough Avenue, but whatever; it’s right there). While there, we started looking around and were somewhat quickly (but not annoyingly quickly) met by Don. (Yes, that’s his real name; there’s a reason I’m using it.) We talked for a little while, seeing as I’ve become pretty comfortable dealing with car salesmen in the past few months, and he started showing us some of what they had in stock. We told him “our price range” (I told him $18,000, knowing full well we’d have to move the price point down) and he started showing us a few cars: We saw a couple of Nissan Altimas and Maximas, the ‘07 Hyundai Sonata (which has about as much room for the driver as my Honda Civic), and — to our surprise, a 2004 Volvo S60 2.5T.

Up to that point, nothing had really impressed us all that much. The prices were OK, the the options were there, and the cars looked (on the surface) pretty much OK. (It goes without saying that I wouldn’t buy a car unless it was first approved by my mechanic.) But when we saw that S60, we just melted. Seriously, where two people stood there were now two puddles, boiling in the searing 101-degree asphalt.

Volvo S60, Gray

This car was a thing of beauty: black on black, dark tinted windows, leather seats, power everything, wood finishing, BOSE sound system, and every safety feature imaginable (short of that cool backing-up camera you find in some of the Infinitys (Infinities?)). Don asked us if we wanted to drive it, and, of course, being the savvy consumer that I am, I just sorta nooded and forced out a flippant-sounding “Sure!”

As I test drove the car, I couldn’t help but notice that this was another world: the car seats molded to me; the wheels gripped the road beautifully (this car is definitely not for the lazy driver); the cabin was super silent. This thing was just fun to drive, even better than the Mazda6 I’d driven a few weeks back, and that car wasn’t bad, either. Better yet, I kept thinking about what I wouldn’t have to deal with when driving this car: no more rolling the windows down with carbon monoxide billowing out of every car around me directly into my lungs; no more being drenched in sweat while stuck in rush-hour traffic on I-595; no more hitting my knee on the steering wheel every time I get into that little car; and no more changing lanes without my knowledge every time a truck passed me by. It was awesome. Most importantly of all, the following thought kept running through my mind: “If I got hit by a Mac truck, right now, I would most likely live, and there’s a really good chance I’d walk away from this thing with nothing but a few minor bumps.” Needless to say, that’s not something I can say when driving around in my Cavalier, and with the Wife and I thinking about spawning a few half-breed clones, this thought was a particularly comforting one.

By the time we were done with that drive, I was sold: I wanted that car. There were a few flaws I was a bit leery about, such as the car’s rather large turning radius, and the fact that our backs were sweating when we got out of the car (we may have had the seat heaters on without our knowledge), but overall I was seriously impressed.

After the Volvo, we tested out a Nissan Altima. It wasn’t even a comparison. Driving that Altima was like using Windows 95 after trying out XP, or like being offered tilapia after feasting on a most-dilectable salmon fillet. The words “No Contest” have never better applied.

After looking at the Altima, Don then offered to show us yet another car, an Infinity G35. As we looked at it, we decided not to even try it out: with a light, metallic blue finish, leather seats and tinted windows, that fully loaded beauty wouldn’t have been left at the car lot. had we ridden it.

Not being one to make a hasty, emotional decision, I (painfully) left that car lot without my Volvo, wanting first to do some research on the car. I started by asking some of my family members: my brother and his friends are car fanatics, my father’s an amateur mechanic, and my brother-in-law is a Master Mechanic for Mercedes. Their opinions were, at best, mixed. While everyone agreed that Volvos were “good” cars, the fact that they were Ford-owned didn’t exactly impress anyone. (My family, for some strange reason, is pretty much a Chevrolet family. My brother-in-law, being a mechanic for Mercedes, pretty much just told me “Well, ours are the safest cars on the road.” Too bad he can’t get me as deep a discount as what I’m looking for.)

After getting some generally good input from them, I went online and started doing a bit of research. I started with Cars.com, then Edmunds.com, and finally Google, where I searched for “Volvo 2004 S60 Review”. This led me to a number of reviews which, I was surprised to find, were pretty mixed: some people loved the car, some hated it. That was best seen over at CarSurvey.org, where you can find user reviews from all over the world on just about any vehicle.

(Note: I also got interested in the 2002 model when I saw it offered for just under $14,000 at a Volvo/Nissan dealership in Weston.)

The problem with my particular models, insofar as the reviews were concerned, was that there were only two reviews from North American consumers. Still, here’s what gets me: both of the reviews from the US on this site cite my two current cars: the Chevy Cavalier and the Honda Civic:

From http://www.carsurvey.org/review_44377.html:

I did a lot of research on the Volvo product before I decided to purchase a used S60. The car I owned before this was a Chevrolet Cavalier. (It’s like going from a greasy truck stop hamburger to a filet mignon.)

From http://www.carsurvey.org/review_77581.html:

Previous car - Honda Civic

A sign from the car gods? Hmm…

At any rate, here’s a bit of what I gathered from reviews I found online regarding the S60:

From http://www.carsurvey.org/model_Volvo_S60.html:

This car has been fantastic so far. The light pressure turbo and five-speed auto make it extremely lively at any speed and the handling is superb. I’ve never felt anything, but confident attacking on- and off-ramps, or even snapping around corners.

Handles beautifully, great visibility at night. The driver’s side door controls are within easy reach (unlike the Toyota Camry, which I also considered buying) The legroom is very spacious and for someone who is short, the knees fit perfectly under the steering wheel. Also, if a woman is planning to have a baby, the Volvo is a great choice for comfort and safety during those last few months.

From http://www.carreview.com/cat/automobiles/midsize-compact/volvo/PRD_53406_1531crx.aspx:

Beautiful car. I am getting ready to end the lease. I don’t know what I need to do, buy a new one, buy this one, or get something different cause quite frankly for the money I am not that impressed. I haven’t had too many major problems. Replaced to headlights. Position light goes on and off even though I can’t find any lights out. Needed a computer download since you could step down on the accelerator and nothing would happen. Tires rub the wells and Volvo makes some type of plastic device you can buy ($80) to put inside the fender well so that the tire rubs on it instead of the well?????Been through 3 sets of tires and need the forth after 58,000. Also the repair department had to replace the strut gaskets (seems poorly designed). Horrible clanking and banging nose underneath. I thought this was suppose to be a reliable car.

Strengths:
Interior awsome better than Lexus. Style, looks like a Bentley should. Handling very good for the way I drive, I do not take it to the track, Just the interstate.

Weaknesses:
The car has a personality disorder with the turbo at los speeds its edgy, twitch, on acceleration, I actually like this bad attitude. AC makes a noise like a strangled chicken when cycling sometimes. Get front brakes pads that do not leave the black stuff on them after 50 miles. The back seat will not accommodate a tall adult in the back…

There are a lot more reviews out there, so if you’re interested, check them out for yourself. the ones I presented here were from user experiences, emphasizing themes I found to be common among a number of reviews, plus my own experience (safe, responsive, large turning radius, somewhat limited visibility). Overall I was impressed, and would consider the car, if for no other reason than the safety and the relatively good gas mileage for the power.

So, what do you think? Should I get an S60? Temptation tells me “YES!”, but logic tells me to wait until something better comes by. Still, I have the nagging feeling that I’ll end up with something like a Pontiac Grand Prix, which, save for the gas mileage, isn’t all that bad. (Of course, if the price of gas wasn’t a problem, I thing I’d go large on this one and get myself a Ford Crown Victoria. After all, there’s gotta be a reason why just about every taxi cab company and police department in the country uses this model extensively: the freak’n thing is bulletproof!)

By the way, here’s why I decided to use the car salesman’s real name: while hunting for cars, I’ve run in to a lot — and I mean A-FREAK’N-LOT — of car salesmen. Not many have been as good, informative, and upfront as this guy. Absolutely awesome. If you’re in the Tampa area, and are considering buying a car (especially Toyotas; he loves Toyotas), make sure to at least talk to this guy. His name is Don Rose (ask for him by name), and he works at Courtesy Used Cars, on the corner of Hillsborough and Dale Mabry, about a mile north of Raymond James Stadium. You can reach them at (813) 870-3333. (Remember to ask for Don. Tell them “That guy and his wife who really liked that black Volvo and the G35 and lives in Fort Lauderdale” sent you. Feel free to send him to this page.)

Castro Down, Cuba One Step Closer to Freedom?

Topic(s): Florida Living, News and Headlines, Politics

Last night, Fidel Castro ceded power to his brother, “Flaming Homersexual” Raul Castro. No sooner did the news break than the party started in Hialeah and Little Havana. Since about 9:00pm last night, it’s just about dominated the news. Just about: there’s a little tropical storm called “Chris” in the southern Atlantic that seems to be gunning for South Florida as this year’s first hurricane, and the President was in Miami yesterday. Those items aside, South Florida news outlets have become the United Castro Deathwatch association.

This morning, as I walked in the office, I couldn’t help but notice that not one Cuban was sitting. Every single one of them was standing up and talking about last night’s developments.

“It’s too early to celebrate –”
” — but it’s a step in the right direction.”
“Another chapter in our history.”
“I wonder what’s going to happen now?”
“I was at the gym last night and after hearing the news, I decided to go down to 49th. I got there at 9:10 and the streets were packed, so I joined the party!”

Since about half of the people here are Cuban (and most of the others Latin American), I’m sure you can imagine the level of conversation going on. Frankly, I’m surprised more people didn’t take the day off to party a bit more, but I guess they got that out of their system last night, as the block parties went on well past midnight in some places.

I’ll keep on this story because — well, frankly, I’m surrounded by this. That said, the prospect of a Castro-Free Cuba (and yes, this includes Raul) is a rather good one. History’s proven that in communist countries, generations not directly associated with the original “revolution” usually move towards capitalism and some form of democracy rather quickly. (Russia and China are perfect examples.)

Finally, in honor of this event, I bring you “Castro About to be Stepped On by God”:

Castro On Shrooms
“Por favor, noooooooo…”

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