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Must Be Another Elita Loresca Update…

…because traffic’s been up since the was voted “Sexiest Weathergirl in the US” by FHM (For Him Magazine). Since all the images are copyrighted by FHM I’m not exactly allowed to post them here. That said, it doesn’t mean that I can’t make a quick collage to show you what’s over there. (The collage, by the way, is featured over in the insanely off-kilter popular Elita Loresca Pics and Info page I’ve created. It’s the most popular page on this site, actually, which really sorta… well, anyway, I’ll get off of that.)

Frankly, though — and this is probably just me — these pictures… well, she looks better in her regular, run-of-the-mill photos than she does in these. Honestly, it looks like they were trying too hard to make her look “hot”. (Uhm… hello?) I bet you they were telling her to “Look ultra-sexy, but angry… no, no, my dear, I didn’t say ‘look constipated’, I said sexy… ah, there we go…” All the while, she was thinking “I don’t think I’ve… look ultra-sexy, but angry? Ok, here goes nothing…*poses*… Constipated?! He thinks I look constipated?! Why I oughtta… Oh, so that was it. He should’ve just said ‘pissed off’.”) Anyway, check out the Elita Loresca page for the FHM preview and more.

More Car Research: The Volvo S60

Ok, I’m back on the cars kick. This time I’ll rant and rave about a Volvo S60 The Wife and I are both drooling over, so if you’re not interested in reading about that, just stop here.

This past weekend, The Wife and I made our way up to Tampa to meet up with a couple of old friends of mine, as well as to celebrate another friend’s recent accomplishment. (Yae! Go Junior’s-Dad!) While up there, we had a bit more free time than we had anticipated, so we took the chance to check out some cars. We’ve been on the hunt for a new car to replace our trusty old 1987 Chevy Cavalier, which as wonderful as it is (it’s almost ZERO maintenance and has one hell of an awesome engine), just doesn’t do for us like it once did. Seriously, it’s a marvelous car and were it not for the fact that I need something a bit bigger (and preferably safer, with better gas mileage), I would just as soon give that car a paint job, fix up the insides and — oh yeah, install an A/C system on that thing. (Don’t ask how I ride around in that thing when the temperature down in South Florida feels like 110. It’s not pretty, and involves having the windows down and going as fast as mechanically possible.) Still, we’ve gotten about as much use from that thing as anyone could possibly ask of that car.

Now, if you’re in Tampa and need to look at a lot of cars in a short amount of time, the best place to go on Dale Mabry, between the Stadium and Sligh Avenue. That entire stretch of road is replete will car dealerships, covering just about every car out there. (Except Jags and Aston Martins. You’ll have to go up Fletcher, just West of the on-ramp to I-275 for those. Fletcher, for those of you not in the know, is the road bordering the north-side of the USF campus.) Luckily, we were meeting someone in Westshore at 11am, then going out to Carrollwood at 3pm, so that stretch of road was right in our path.

We’ve been considering a number of cars for purchase: the Toyota Camry and Avalon, Honda Accord, Mazda6, Chevy Malibu, Pontiac Gran Prix, and a few others have been under lots of consideration. (We’re mainly looking for used cars, in the $12,000 range, though we’ll consider something higher, if the price is right.) Wanting to see if we could find a diamond in the rough, we decided to drop by the Lexus dealership. Who knows, maybe someone just dropped of an ’04 Camry in almost perfect condition, wanting to upgrade to a Lexus LS430 and we would be the lucky recipient of that day’s Miracle in Dale Mabry street.

Of course, because of the way I’m writing about this I’m sure you can guess that this isn’t exactly what happened.

After getting out of there, we decided to stop by the Volvo dealership next to the Lexus place. We couldn’t even find parking, so we just skipped it and stopped by the Courtesy Nissan/Hyundai (which is technically on Hillsborough Avenue, but whatever; it’s right there). While there, we started looking around and were somewhat quickly (but not annoyingly quickly) met by Don. (Yes, that’s his real name; there’s a reason I’m using it.) We talked for a little while, seeing as I’ve become pretty comfortable dealing with car salesmen in the past few months, and he started showing us some of what they had in stock. We told him “our price range” (I told him $18,000, knowing full well we’d have to move the price point down) and he started showing us a few cars: We saw a couple of Nissan Altimas and Maximas, the ’07 Hyundai Sonata (which has about as much room for the driver as my Honda Civic), and — to our surprise, a 2004 Volvo S60 2.5T.

Up to that point, nothing had really impressed us all that much. The prices were OK, the the options were there, and the cars looked (on the surface) pretty much OK. (It goes without saying that I wouldn’t buy a car unless it was first approved by my mechanic.) But when we saw that S60, we just melted. Seriously, where two people stood there were now two puddles, boiling in the searing 101-degree asphalt.

Volvo S60, Gray

This car was a thing of beauty: black on black, dark tinted windows, leather seats, power everything, wood finishing, BOSE sound system, and every safety feature imaginable (short of that cool backing-up camera you find in some of the Infinitys (Infinities?)). Don asked us if we wanted to drive it, and, of course, being the savvy consumer that I am, I just sorta nooded and forced out a flippant-sounding “Sure!”

As I test drove the car, I couldn’t help but notice that this was another world: the car seats molded to me; the wheels gripped the road beautifully (this car is definitely not for the lazy driver); the cabin was super silent. This thing was just fun to drive, even better than the Mazda6 I’d driven a few weeks back, and that car wasn’t bad, either. Better yet, I kept thinking about what I wouldn’t have to deal with when driving this car: no more rolling the windows down with carbon monoxide billowing out of every car around me directly into my lungs; no more being drenched in sweat while stuck in rush-hour traffic on I-595; no more hitting my knee on the steering wheel every time I get into that little car; and no more changing lanes without my knowledge every time a truck passed me by. It was awesome. Most importantly of all, the following thought kept running through my mind: “If I got hit by a Mac truck, right now, I would most likely live, and there’s a really good chance I’d walk away from this thing with nothing but a few minor bumps.” Needless to say, that’s not something I can say when driving around in my Cavalier, and with the Wife and I thinking about spawning a few half-breed clones, this thought was a particularly comforting one.

By the time we were done with that drive, I was sold: I wanted that car. There were a few flaws I was a bit leery about, such as the car’s rather large turning radius, and the fact that our backs were sweating when we got out of the car (we may have had the seat heaters on without our knowledge), but overall I was seriously impressed.

After the Volvo, we tested out a Nissan Altima. It wasn’t even a comparison. Driving that Altima was like using Windows 95 after trying out XP, or like being offered tilapia after feasting on a most-dilectable salmon fillet. The words “No Contest” have never better applied.

After looking at the Altima, Don then offered to show us yet another car, an Infinity G35. As we looked at it, we decided not to even try it out: with a light, metallic blue finish, leather seats and tinted windows, that fully loaded beauty wouldn’t have been left at the car lot. had we ridden it.

Not being one to make a hasty, emotional decision, I (painfully) left that car lot without my Volvo, wanting first to do some research on the car. I started by asking some of my family members: my brother and his friends are car fanatics, my father’s an amateur mechanic, and my brother-in-law is a Master Mechanic for Mercedes. Their opinions were, at best, mixed. While everyone agreed that Volvos were “good” cars, the fact that they were Ford-owned didn’t exactly impress anyone. (My family, for some strange reason, is pretty much a Chevrolet family. My brother-in-law, being a mechanic for Mercedes, pretty much just told me “Well, ours are the safest cars on the road.” Too bad he can’t get me as deep a discount as what I’m looking for.)

After getting some generally good input from them, I went online and started doing a bit of research. I started with Cars.com, then Edmunds.com, and finally Google, where I searched for “Volvo 2004 S60 Review”. This led me to a number of reviews which, I was surprised to find, were pretty mixed: some people loved the car, some hated it. That was best seen over at CarSurvey.org, where you can find user reviews from all over the world on just about any vehicle.

(Note: I also got interested in the 2002 model when I saw it offered for just under $14,000 at a Volvo/Nissan dealership in Weston.)

The problem with my particular models, insofar as the reviews were concerned, was that there were only two reviews from North American consumers. Still, here’s what gets me: both of the reviews from the US on this site cite my two current cars: the Chevy Cavalier and the Honda Civic:

From http://www.carsurvey.org/review_44377.html:

I did a lot of research on the Volvo product before I decided to purchase a used S60. The car I owned before this was a Chevrolet Cavalier. (It’s like going from a greasy truck stop hamburger to a filet mignon.)

From http://www.carsurvey.org/review_77581.html:

Previous car – Honda Civic

A sign from the car gods? Hmm…

At any rate, here’s a bit of what I gathered from reviews I found online regarding the S60:

From http://www.carsurvey.org/model_Volvo_S60.html:

This car has been fantastic so far. The light pressure turbo and five-speed auto make it extremely lively at any speed and the handling is superb. I’ve never felt anything, but confident attacking on- and off-ramps, or even snapping around corners.

Handles beautifully, great visibility at night. The driver’s side door controls are within easy reach (unlike the Toyota Camry, which I also considered buying) The legroom is very spacious and for someone who is short, the knees fit perfectly under the steering wheel. Also, if a woman is planning to have a baby, the Volvo is a great choice for comfort and safety during those last few months.

From http://www.carreview.com/cat/automobiles/midsize-compact/volvo/PRD_53406_1531crx.aspx:

Beautiful car. I am getting ready to end the lease. I don’t know what I need to do, buy a new one, buy this one, or get something different cause quite frankly for the money I am not that impressed. I haven’t had too many major problems. Replaced to headlights. Position light goes on and off even though I can’t find any lights out. Needed a computer download since you could step down on the accelerator and nothing would happen. Tires rub the wells and Volvo makes some type of plastic device you can buy ($80) to put inside the fender well so that the tire rubs on it instead of the well?????Been through 3 sets of tires and need the forth after 58,000. Also the repair department had to replace the strut gaskets (seems poorly designed). Horrible clanking and banging nose underneath. I thought this was suppose to be a reliable car.

Strengths:
Interior awsome better than Lexus. Style, looks like a Bentley should. Handling very good for the way I drive, I do not take it to the track, Just the interstate.

Weaknesses:
The car has a personality disorder with the turbo at los speeds its edgy, twitch, on acceleration, I actually like this bad attitude. AC makes a noise like a strangled chicken when cycling sometimes. Get front brakes pads that do not leave the black stuff on them after 50 miles. The back seat will not accommodate a tall adult in the back…

There are a lot more reviews out there, so if you’re interested, check them out for yourself. the ones I presented here were from user experiences, emphasizing themes I found to be common among a number of reviews, plus my own experience (safe, responsive, large turning radius, somewhat limited visibility). Overall I was impressed, and would consider the car, if for no other reason than the safety and the relatively good gas mileage for the power.

So, what do you think? Should I get an S60? Temptation tells me “YES!”, but logic tells me to wait until something better comes by. Still, I have the nagging feeling that I’ll end up with something like a Pontiac Grand Prix, which, save for the gas mileage, isn’t all that bad. (Of course, if the price of gas wasn’t a problem, I thing I’d go large on this one and get myself a Ford Crown Victoria. After all, there’s gotta be a reason why just about every taxi cab company and police department in the country uses this model extensively: the freak’n thing is bulletproof!)

By the way, here’s why I decided to use the car salesman’s real name: while hunting for cars, I’ve run in to a lot — and I mean A-FREAK’N-LOT — of car salesmen. Not many have been as good, informative, and upfront as this guy. Absolutely awesome. If you’re in the Tampa area, and are considering buying a car (especially Toyotas; he loves Toyotas), make sure to at least talk to this guy. His name is Don Rose (ask for him by name), and he works at Courtesy Used Cars, on the corner of Hillsborough and Dale Mabry, about a mile north of Raymond James Stadium. You can reach them at (813) 870-3333. (Remember to ask for Don. Tell them “That guy and his wife who really liked that black Volvo and the G35 and lives in Fort Lauderdale” sent you. Feel free to send him to this page.)

Castro Down, Cuba One Step Closer to Freedom?

Last night, Fidel Castro ceded power to his brother, “Flaming Homersexual” Raul Castro. No sooner did the news break than the party started in Hialeah and Little Havana. Since about 9:00pm last night, it’s just about dominated the news. Just about: there’s a little tropical storm called “Chris” in the southern Atlantic that seems to be gunning for South Florida as this year’s first hurricane, and the President was in Miami yesterday. Those items aside, South Florida news outlets have become the United Castro Deathwatch association.

This morning, as I walked in the office, I couldn’t help but notice that not one Cuban was sitting. Every single one of them was standing up and talking about last night’s developments.

“It’s too early to celebrate –”
” — but it’s a step in the right direction.”
“Another chapter in our history.”
“I wonder what’s going to happen now?”
“I was at the gym last night and after hearing the news, I decided to go down to 49th. I got there at 9:10 and the streets were packed, so I joined the party!”

Since about half of the people here are Cuban (and most of the others Latin American), I’m sure you can imagine the level of conversation going on. Frankly, I’m surprised more people didn’t take the day off to party a bit more, but I guess they got that out of their system last night, as the block parties went on well past midnight in some places.

I’ll keep on this story because — well, frankly, I’m surrounded by this. That said, the prospect of a Castro-Free Cuba (and yes, this includes Raul) is a rather good one. History’s proven that in communist countries, generations not directly associated with the original “revolution” usually move towards capitalism and some form of democracy rather quickly. (Russia and China are perfect examples.)

Finally, in honor of this event, I bring you “Castro About to be Stepped On by God”:

Castro On Shrooms
“Por favor, noooooooo…”

Moving Out of Fort Lauderdale?

It’s hard to believe, but The Wife and I have been at our current home for almost two years. (*insert obligatory “time flies” statement here*) I guess because of that, and because our landlord just told us our rent was being raised by $140, lately we’ve been talking a lot about moving. We figure that at just a couple of hundred more per month, we can afford to buy a town home. Here’s the catch: we live in Fort Lauderdale. We can afford town homes In Tampa, which is a 4-hour drive away.

(FYI: Town homes in Tampa can start at about $130,000 for fairly decent ones, whereas in Fort Lauderdale and the surrounding areas not even condominiums start out that low.)

This past weekend we went back to Tampa to start looking at different places. Actually, we went for other reasons, but we got a chance to look at different places. (Around Carrolwood, Westchase, and Riverview, for any Tampans who might be interested.) We saw a number of places we liked, a lot we didn’t, and very few in between. We didn’t exactly fall in love with anything, but that’s ok. In fact, that’s a good thing. I don’t think we would’ve made it out of there if we had. It would have been like “Yeah, just call someone to send all the stuff here. We be stayn’!”

Being there this weekend, it was all we could do to talk about how we’ll again be close to our families (all of whom live in the Tampa/St. Pete area). Of course, the fact that we both essentially grew up there — I moved there when I was about 10 and The Wife was born there — didn’t escape us, and the emotional tug of that alone was pretty intense. Also, most of our friends are in Tampa, so we’d be pretty much right at home.

But, as we headed back to Fort Lauderdale, we came to an interesting realization: We really don’t want to move back to Tampa. Not that we don’t want to own our own place, but… well, neither one of us really likes Tampa all that much. (Shocked? We were.) I mean, it’s kind of dumpitty sure, it’s a great town, and I sure as heck wouldn’t mind living there, especially given all the aforementioned reasons, but the truth is that we both like the Fort Lauderdale area much better. It’s generally cleaner looking, the people are more willing to interact with you (in both good and bad ways; I would describe people here as “abrasive”), there’s a great deal more diversity here (except when it comes to non-Indian Asians; Tampa has this place beat, hands down), and it’s never at a loss for career and business opportunities. In fact, here, we’ve both got great jobs, better than just about anything we’ve encountered in Tampa (although I wouldn’t mind working for OSTG again, though a few bad choices in the past kind of burnt a few bridges for me there), and for the industries we’re involved in, this place is perfect.

I guess our problem with Ft. Lauderdale is the cost of living. Sure, gas is high everywhere, but the average home cost here is about $350,000, while apartments (at least 1 bedroom) start at $750 for a 600sqft compartment in a crappy part of town. In fact, just a mile down from us is a neighborhood in which the starting home price for new homes is $900,000. Heck, those things are everywhere, which is great for building your dreams and giving you something to go for when you still can’t quite afford it as well as you’d like, but isn’t all that good when you’re trying to buy your first home. Sadly, it really isn’t all that much better in Tampa, and I guess that played a part in our decision. The difference is that in Tampa, at least you can still find good places in relatively good neighborhoods (trailer parks and project neighborhoods need not apply) for under $200,000.

Another problem here that we really haven’t faced in Tampa are hurricanes. Yes, I know “Florida” has gotten the hurricane smack-down the last couple of years, but honestly, the only way I’d be scared by a hurricane in Tampa is if someone bussed in, gave it a shotgun and told it I was talking smack about its momma. The only upsides I can think of when talking about hurricanes are that we usually get a couple of days off of work (even though we have to make them up later), and they usually give us more stories to talk about. (“Man, do you remember Katrina? It was only a Cat 1 when it hit US!”)
Tampa, however, has its own problem: it’s the lightning capital of the world. (Actually, this applies to all of central Florida.) I don’t think I ever, save for once, saw it rain without there being lightning. When I first moved here from Puerto Rico, this was a major surprise — and a bit of a bummer; I used to love going outside and playing in the rain. (If you’ve never done that, you really have to try it sometime.) On the bright side (no pun intended), lightning storms make for great conversation while sitting at home and enjoying the view, but only if you’re into the nature-esque. Most 10-year olds aren’t.

So each having their own ups and downs, The Wife and I decided to stick around in the Fort Lauderdale area, at least for the next year. Besides, Tampa and Fort Lauderdale aren’t the only cities we’re thinking about. While I fancy the Orlando area a bit (The Wife disagrees with me on that one), we’ve been talking a lot about moving up to North Carolina (Asheville or Raleigh), Georgia (near Atlanta), Tennessee (near Knoxville, where there’s still a lot of cheap land), Texas (Austin and surrounding areas), and Colorado (Fort Collins). While we’ve only been to some of those places (we’ve gone to and absolutely love Raleigh, I’ve spent time in Knoxville and Texas, and The Wife’s spent time in Colorado), the others we started thinking about after reading Money Magazine’s “Best Places to Live” list.

The “Best Places to Live” list basically uses a number of metrics to decide which, given all factors, are the best places in America to live. According to them, here are the 10 top places to live:

1. Fort Collins, CO
2. Naperville, IL
3. Sugar Land, TX
4. Columbia/Ellicott City, MD
5. Cary, NC
6. Overland Park, KS
7. Scottsdale, AZ
8. Boise, ID
9. Fairfield, CT
10. Eden Prairie, MN

While I don’t exactly agree with the list (Columbia, MD?!), the list itself isn’t bad — or doesn’t seem so — and seems pretty informative and useful. It becomes even more useful, however, when you start reading some of the comments left by readers regarding the places mentioned on the list. Here are a few examples:

“Fort Collins??? If you don’t mind the smell of “livestock” blowing in the wind, expensive food, 900 new homes being built per year, large homes built on postage stamp size lots, water shortages. Are you kidding?” — Bruce Smith

“I just spent 2 weeks this past June in Ft. Collins, and have not stopped thinking, or talking about it! I played golf, hiked in the Rocky Mountain National Park, the Front Range hills around Horsetooth Reservoir, and Pudre Canyon. I have always loved the outdoors, but I was blown away by the beauty that was everywhere! Ft Collins was the cleanest town I have ever visited, and had no trouble driving around and locating anything I wanted or needed. I can’t wait to go back again next Summer!” — Dennis Martin (who, by the way, is from Tampa; his mentioning Tampa in his list makes it the first and last time the name “Tampa” is found anywhere in this comments list)

“Scottsdale in the top 10? Obviously selected by someone who has never lived in the Phoenix metro area. It has the most vain and superficial people I have ever met – appearance and material goods are everything, substance is nothing. High maintenance self-centered people who have little grasp of reality outside of their own self imposed importance.” — Bill

“I was surprised that Chattanooga, Tennessee didn’t make it. We’ve got a great down town, low cost of living and outdoor amenities that rival anywhere else in the country.” — Matt

“Columbia/Ellicott? This isn’t even in the top ten for the DC area…very amusing indeed.” — Debbie

“Thank goodness. My favorites didn’t make your list.” — Gary Pundsack

Of course, there are a lot more entries. If you’ve ever wanted to look for a place in which to get a brand new start, you may want to check out the cities on this list, as well as the reaction of some of the readers. My favorites were these two:

“By coming up with a single list of what is ‘best’ you are essentially saying that all people want the same things. I think that it would be better to have a few categories so that people could choose one that they identify with. For example, the top 3 cities on your list are going to appeal to completely different groups of people. I’ve been to all 3, for example, and would live in Ft. Collins but not even consider Naperville or Sugar Land. Why? Because I like to ski, kayak, paraglide, and do other activities that require mountains.

So you might want to think about some categories like:
‘urbanites” (music, restaurants, hip coffee hangouts, etc. get extra weighting)’
‘outdoor mountain sport lovers’
‘suburban families’
‘retired” (want to be close to a hospital, quiet, safe, …)

and so on. Each category would have criteria that it must meet (like having mountains nearby) and then the other criteria would be weighted differently for each category.” — Bill

“Folks, this list and 95% of the comments here are just plain silly:

First, the grass is always greener where YOU live, no matter what the stats and percentages and crime data are. Comparing cities/towns is like comparing peoples’ tastes in automobiles and fruit. Leave it to humans to compete for who lives in the “Best Place”. Good grief…

Second, substantiating my digs in point #1, if I remember correctly, ALL of the California cities cited in the top 50 are inland, waaaaaay off the coast, in smog-ridden, barren, San Bernardino/Fresno-style places: Simi Valley, Santa Clarita. Haahaa. You may as well have included Palmdale and Norco.

And by the way, I am not surprised, dismayed or concerned that my little town was not included. But it’s a great town… just like yours ;) ” — Brad Jensen

As for myself and The Wife, we’ll be staying in our great, not-so-little town of Fort Lauderdale for at least another year (probably).