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Quadruple Bypass… Burger?

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I think I’m going to puke.

What a whopper! This towering 8,000-calorie beefburger’s certainly not for the faint-hearted.

It has four slabs of beef weighing 2lbs, three cheese layers, four bacon rashers, lettuce and tomato.

The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Arizona, has wheelchairs to cart off belly-busted customers who tackle the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

Also on the menu is the slightly smaller Triple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries cooked in pure lard.

And for extra credit… (sic)

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  1. Total calories in that second one, by the way: about 19,490.

  2. The Wife

    I feel sick just looking at the pics!

  3. The funny thing is lard is better for you because it’s not transfat. McD’s used to cook their fries in lard way back when, now they use transfat instead. Big mistake.

    Here’s my advice…. Quit screwing with food!

    As for the burger. I’d eat it and I could eat it in under a minute flat. Too bad I’m going on a diet after Thanksgiving.

  4. For Thanksgiving: three words: Deep. Fried. Turkey.

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