Elita Loresca Pics and Info

Jan 16, 2006 by Gnorb.

Topic(s): Florida Living, Humor, Random Web Things, Uncategorized, Web Tools.

Newsflash: The term driving the most traffic to my blog over the last few days is the term “Elita Loresca Pics.”

Yes, you read that right. The mere mention of Channel 7 weather ~~babe~~ ~~hottie~~ ~~bunny~~ person Elita Loresca (sorry for the objectification) has aparently brought an influx of traffic to Gnorb.NET the likes of which I’d never before seen. (Ok, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. A bit. It’s really not that far from the truth.) The weird part is that she’s never actually been the main feature of on a post.

Never, that is, until now.

(A quick search on the Gnorb.NET will display the total number of posts Loresca’s been mentioned in. Currently that’s 2, not counting this blatant attempt at boosting my rankings within the search engines.)

If you’re wondering how I found out where my traffic is coming from you need to check out MyBlogLog, a site which offers free a Web traffic analyzer (as well as one for $25/year, for all you lazy bloggers). After a quick look at where my traffic was coming from, it was painfully obvious that a good chunk of it — up to 25% of it — was coming from people looking for pictures of Elita Loresca. Most of these were from Yahoo Search. After a quick search on both Google and Yahoo, I found out that I’m ranked pretty highly for both that term and Funky truck 4wd. (Too bad I can’t have the Funky Truck 4WD game on my site; I’d rather not be sending all those visitors off.)

Now, I know The Wife’s going to kill me for doing this, but if pictures of Elita Loresca is what my audience wants, then it’s pictures of her they’ll get. I’ve posted here a number of pictures from around the Net of Mrs Loresca. If that’s what you’re looking for, then by golly here ya go. If you’re not looking for this, then you can safely ignore this post.

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE, READ THIS: This Elita Loresca page is more popular than I’d expected or even hoped. It drives a ton of traffic here, which is good, except for the bandwidth it eats up. That’s why I’m requesting that you take a second to check out some of our advertisers, (namely the Google/Text Ads ones). Help keep this page alive. I’ll keep updating this page when I find new pics. Thanks for your cooperation.

If you’re looking for more pictures — sorry, but this is all I found. Well, those and this next one which I’m not quire sure is Elita, but sure looks like it could have been, once upon a time.

Well folks, if you were searching for pictures of weatherbabe Elita Loresca, here you have ‘em. This is really all I could find out there on the Web.

For more information on Ms Loresca, go to Google and type in “Elita Loresca”. I’m sure you’ll find a good amount of links. If you’re lazy, you can start here: “A graduate of the Broadcast Journalism Program at Cal State Fullerton, Elita is currently completing her Masters Degree in Geoscience with an emphasis in Broadcast Meteorology at Mississippi State University. Elita started her broadcasting career in 2000 as a Noon weather anchor and served as a weeknight assignment editor at KGET-TV, the NBC affiliate in Bakersfield, CA.”

Of course this doesn’t answer the questions “is she married” [edit: she isn't] and “are any nekkid pictures of her on the Web?” [edit: there aren't] Frankly, I don’t care for the answer to any of these. But if you do, I’m sure that a few hours of search will turn up stuff I’m too lazy to work for myself. [Edit: Just found out from one of the links at the bottom: she's married, which probably means that the answer to both of these is "no". Good thing, too. I'd hate to see someone like that go the sadly-now-well traversed Playboy route.]

Link to her Channel 7 bio page:
Channel 7’s page on Loresca

Edit, September 16 2005: Looks like Elita Loresca’s been featured as one of the Girls of FHM. As such, they’ve posted a number of pics of her wearing things you’ll likely never see her wear during the news hour. I’ve posted the collage above, along with the rest of the pics. Check out FHM for the same pics, but a higher resolution.

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31 Comments, Leave a Comment or Ping

alex

As a friend of Elita Loresca I can tell you that no, she is not married but if her boyfiend had half a brain, he’d marry her and no, there are no pics of her naked. She’s actually the most sweet and innocent person.

Feb 28th, 2006
Gnorb

No naked pics — Again, good. nudity = cheapenning (sp?) your image, imho. Unless that IS your industry, then I disagree with it for a-whole-nother set of reasons.

Not married? Hmm… http://www.exigi.com/fltv/?p=204#comment-1549 says different, but maybe that’s just some random person, or maybe it was the BF, given the comments (or maybe the hubby at the time?). That said, I’m glad to hear she’s “the most sweet and innocent person,” and not a bee-otch, especially since she’s “teh hawt”. I’ve met various other news folks before and I can’t say the same for most of them, especially if they are/were attractive. Bravo!

Feb 28th, 2006
Gnorb

Note: the conversation in the link above degenerates into blatant machoism and is populated by 30 year olds going on 11. NOT RECOMMENDED READING.

Feb 28th, 2006
Kim

Yes,she is gorgeous. I am a friend of her family in California. TH ewhole family is absolutly stunning. Congrats to elita

Jun 7th, 2006
Gemma Joy

Yes…that is my sister…She is the greatest person in the world…and I am not just saying that because she’s my sister. She’s very generous, kind and loving. She has never been married, but she is in a serious relationship with a guy that the whole family loves and adores. I miss her!

Jun 30th, 2006
Gnorb

Wow… looks like her inner circle is coming out to cheer her on (on a website I’m pretty sure she may have seen — once — but doesn’t particularly care about, though it’d be cool if she did). Yae!

You know, it’s not very often people take time to speak good behind someone’s back. That usually speaks volumes of the person. (Unlike talking badly behind their back, which usually reflects on the speaker, lest there be a known concensus.)

Now, if I could somehow get her to do an interview for Gnorb.NET. Hmm… (No, I haven’t tried for it. Yet. Someday I will. Eventually. Probably. Most likely. Ask, that is.)

Jul 1st, 2006
Phil

FHM has pics of her here: http://www.fhmus.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=1907

Enjoy!

Sep 15th, 2006
Phil

I take it back. That’s “Ellta” not “Elita”. Whoops.

Sep 15th, 2006
Phil

No wait, that’s the gal… I’m losing it.

Sep 15th, 2006
Phil Webb

Goodby Al Roker, Hello Evita Loresco

Sep 15th, 2006
wolfshac

Mornings are just a little easier to wake up to, thanks to Elita. No matter what’s on elsewhere, I’m cheecking back for the weather update every 15 minutes on WSVN. Maybe one day she can explain to me why Africa’s west coast becomes a violent storm factory between May and November every year. I would pay much closer attention to her than I do to those Brian Norcross hurricane lectures we get every year on CBS…..Oh, and she does look professional even in a cute sweater. Thanks Elita!

Sep 15th, 2006
IFAP4U

FHM has nothing on the IFAP’s FAP-O-METER. Elita scores 4.5 FAPS out of 5. Good job!

Sep 22nd, 2006
rexum buxom

shes got big JUGs.. fake ones.. but nice

Oct 3rd, 2006
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Oct 22nd, 2006
Gnorb

Good coment, irrelevant to the conversation.

Oct 22nd, 2006
Kirk

Great pics and info on Elita Loresca.

Can you do the same for Channel 7 anchor Christine Cruz? I think she is very hot, homebody type.

Oct 27th, 2006
Gnorb

Might as well. Gimme a few days on that.

Oct 29th, 2006
Gnorb

On second thought, no. I’m not exactly interested in turning this into a babe board.

Oct 30th, 2006
Snowman

I just want to say that Elita is one of the most beautiful women in the world and I am not surprised to hear she is Filipina. My fiance is Filipina also and she is very hot. I believe Elita is a sweet person.

May 9th, 2007
robert maltz

hey elita ur pictoral from maxim is the second hottest first hottes is lacey chabert

Sep 15th, 2007
james

we lost elita last friday. she moved to cali.it was a sad day for all men across south florida

Oct 25th, 2007
james

but, i’m sorta happy though. i can get to work on time now. ” whoopee”.

Oct 25th, 2007
DocB

I have to say as a Miami native, it was a pleasure to turn on to channel seven and admire Elita Loresca. It’s a treat, not just that she’s beautiful, but that she has more to her, intellect and a great personality, which makes her perfect. She will be missed and I doubt that I’ll watch channel 7 news that often anymore!

Nov 18th, 2007
ERSNews.com

For the latest on Elita .. check out story on ERSNews.com

She’s in LA now and she’s making “news”

Dec 7th, 2007
robert

elita is hot but why did she have to leave wsvn come back elita please i hate thie new girl who took ur place

Jan 20th, 2008
Wolfman

Elita Loresca is a very smart and attractive lady.

Mar 26th, 2008
Wolfman

Elita Loresca is starting to get into her roll as the new earley morning NBC weather girl. At first she acted very nervous and did not smile. I am trying to make up my mind between Sharon Tai and Elita Loresca.
Who would you pick?

The Wolfman

Jun 13th, 2008
Meyer

Haha… Elita has now come to Los Angeles! (she’s actually been here for some time) but that just proves to me that God is a man and wants me to watch the daily weather (even though I spend the entire time focusing on the stunning Ms. Loresca).

Jun 25th, 2008